"Holy crap, is this guy serious? Joking is one thing, fighting is another, but don't joke about eating poop—especially when it's for twenty thousand people."
Unfortunately, people guessed wrong. The chubby guy was dead serious and loudly declared that if anyone dared poop in public, he'd dare to eat it in public.
Turns out, the world is just that outrageous. Believe it or not, someone in the crowd actually rose to the challenge. A masked individual jumped to the edge of the ring and declared proudly, "As long as you dare to eat, I'll dare to poop."
The chubby guy froze at this sight, his eyes wide open. He hesitated for a moment...
"I'll eat."
And then the other person really did...
"But it's eye gunk."
