The two underlings picked up the man and greeted his abdomen with a punch each—the beggar curled up in pain on the ground.
The boss squatted down and lifted the beggar's face with the back of a watermelon knife, "A beggar playing the hero? Is this the biggest joke of the year?"
The lackeys behind him burst into raucous laughter.
Flipping his long bangs, which he thought were incredibly cool, the boss lightly tapped the beggar's face with the back of his knife, "Being a beggar, just do what beggars are supposed to do. Clearly, you don't even know how to do that, so let me teach you!"
Getting up, the boss motioned with his hand, "He's already missing one hand, so let's take a leg, too. Since it's the left hand that's gone, we'll take the left leg. You don't often see someone with only one set of limbs, do you? Today, I'll broaden your horizons!"