"After moving to a new home, I started reflecting on my issues, thinking that as a pet to humans, I should occasionally act cute. So, I became a bit more well-behaved and learned from other pets how to please humans. But the owner of the second household wanted me to perform tricks every time guests came over. I'm just a little cat, and just being cute takes a lot of effort. Why should I perform tricks?"
"What kind of tricks did they want you to perform?"
"They wanted me to stand up, meow, and give a bow with my two paws to beg guests for food. I'm a cat, not a dog! I refused, and the guest even complained that I wasn't smart. So..."
"Did you curse at them again?" Yun Qi asked.
"Yup, I cursed both the owner and the guest with 'screw you,' and that guest's face turned green."
"What about the third home?"
