'Alright, just tell me more about this already! I want you to tell me instead of me just pulling up a page and reading it for myself, because then I am REALLY going to be easily distracted and forget about everything.'
[You already forget most things anyways, so why would it matter?]
'Why are you so much sassier than normal?!'
{Why have you forgotten to even just ask me 'Hey, have you been having a nice sleep?' or tell me to stop barraging you with notifications randomly?]
Another swift reminder that I was blessed to have something so incredible and yet I was so spoiled by it that I didn't even really use it that much consciously was definitely a good way to make me feel guilty.
[Not... Never mind, I won't lie and say that wasn't part of the goal. But it isn't as serious, I really am just tugging on your tail a little.]
