Hepburn's face was flushed with a slight redness, clearly embarrassed.
"You know, there are so many homophones in Chinese..."
It wasn't his fault.
Xiang Chu kept complaining, "Also yesterday, when I visited a classmate's house, he found out my friend studied Chinese medicine too and insisted on tagging along.
Then, halfway through, my friend said he needed to 'excuse himself.' Hepburn asked me what 'instant noodles' meant. I told him it meant going to the bathroom, and he just said 'oh' and didn't ask anything else.
When we were leaving, my friend walked us out and mentioned he would 'take the opportunity to buy some instant noodles' at the supermarket.
And this idiot suddenly blurted out, 'Are you eating noodles made from shit?'
My friend's face turned green!"
Mentioning this made Xiang Chu feel like hitting someone; he had never been so embarrassed in his life!
He swore, he would never go out with this fool again!
