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## "Moms in the Outfield" - Ultimate Baseball Parody **Verse 1:** These moms are holy terrors, with halos made of spite Sliding into baseball like their minivan's in flight Half angel, half demon, pure maternal rage Gonna show these little punks how to play on THIS stage! **Chorus:** Moms in the outfield! (Hallelujah!) Sinning with each perfect steal Moms in the outfield! (Praise be!) Making pediatricians squeal! **Verse 2:** Karen's got more attitude than Heaven's top recruit Her wine-fueled baseball skills are absolutely CUTE Throwing shade and fastballs with supernatural grace Making little league coaches run right off the base! **Bridge:** Who needs divine intervention? These moms are pure HELL Embarrassing their children with each miraculous spell Soccer mom by morning, baseball demon by noon Crushing dreams and baseballs - NOBODY MESS WITH THIS TUNE! *Epic mom mic drop*
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When A Filipino got Isekai'd with a Twist ! "only I can summon those!"

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the weak summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time. yeah that's me your accidental hero! #connected universe!
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