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I Got an Assassin System…But I’m a Pacifist! (Lie) [DROPPED]

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[WSA Entry 2025] [Additional tag: GL, Yuri, Enemies to Lovers, Slow romance, Dark Fantasy, Overpowered Protagonist and Love Interest] [Update Daily: Weekday: 7pm (UTC); Weekend: 1pm (UTC)] Mochi, a terminally online speedrunner, downloaded a sketchy mod for Valiant Thieves, and woke up inside a glitched version of her favorite game. Problems: - The guild master isn’t the gruff mustache man she scowled at for bad jokes, now it’s a smirking, purple-haired woman who definitely notices Mochi’s "antics." - The third prince (key to the pacifist route) is already dead—by her hands, and now the whole kingdom wants her head, sort of. (Luckily she changed her appearance) - Worst of all? Her Thief System menu’s been modded coz of yours truly (Damn you, Past Mochi!), as it now reads: Objective: Kill the Guild Master. Reward: A second chance at life (Maybe.) Mochi’s Reaction: "...well, I already killed one. Might as well try one more." And so she plays along… and the system obliges. "Stealth quests" now end in utter bloodbaths. "Dialogue options" twist into threats. And that infuriatingly hot guild master? She keeps pressing a knife into Mochi’s neck like it’s a love confession by death. Too bad! Mochi's already into this! ---------- Author's note: This is a much darker, fast-paced, action-oriented Yuri compared to my other work. Hope you enjoy nonetheless! Yuri starts short, but more intense on Ch 10. World-building starts at ch 14! And also....WRITING IS HARD! I WANT COMMENTS, COMPLIMENTS, CRITICISMS damn it! ; ; Cover: @PagE_PickEr (Unofficial) editor (for chap 1-11): @Claire_Alderwyrm Guests of Honours: @Okram, @PagE_PickEr, @Claire_Alderwyrm, @Wild44Ryder, @Silvoid, @reboot23 (coz they commented.......... ; ;)
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